Oh, yeah? Underpants Shogun! You wanna go, General Snot?

Really? I learned that it's called "the sun's snot."

Of course I am. My nose has even stopped running.

No, no... These are my nostrils. I'm not crying. My nose is running.

On the other hand, symptoms of the common cold usually include a swollen throat or runny nose, and fevers aren't as high.

and fall asleep with tears and snot all over my face?!

Those kids were ruthless, hitting and kicking me, and wiping their runny noses on me... It sucked, damn it.

No way!

And then I burst into laughter too, so hard that I had a little drip going too.

I got a runny nose!

Hey, sounds like your sniffles are gone.

You got snot all over my hair!

I shall wipe my nose on you!

Sorry, I've this runny nose…

Watch out or I shall sneeze all over you!

Why, you! Achoo! Dallgummy, boogered myself something horrible.

Miss… Cow's a-wheezin', won't rise from the barn floor. Pus streams from 'er snout.