They are beautiful and devilish, and look like works of art, but something critical is missing.

Artistic Alchemy!

A collaboration of artistic muscles and artistic alchemy.

...a skill that has been passed down the Armstrong household for generations... Artistic Alchemy!

Lemme see it, now... Lemme see that fuckin' juxtaposition??????

An excellent elixir. Your technique shows a command of the alchemical art.

Artistry through brutality. Pellets that rupture upon striking a canvas. Deeply moving.

The crypt's described as quite a work of art. I'd love to see it. Why don't I bring the censer. We can meet at the entrance.

They exude a mystique - consciously, I think - behaving like an exclusive cabal, artistic elites. Every now and again they mount soirées. Only wealthy patrons are invited.

You've produced a rarefied solution there, an infusion of pure essences. Artfully done.

Ah. Of course. Not everyone has an appreciation for the artistic wonders of the world.