A hands on report... Hands on...

All right, I'm going in.

Kazuma! Hi, I'm Kazuma. I'm going in!

Hey, Darkness-san is going in!

It's a game of speed in which competitors charge full speed at an obstacle

They charge at the hardest thing they can find!

Asahina is clueless about games and Haruhi does nothing but attack. Useless.

A Russian assault rifle.

He threw away half the country's territory for no reason! How am I supposed to defend that?

Time for us to charge in, too!

He sent every officer who charged on them to the hospital.

What part of "take them head-on" don't you get?

Let's head east! A Man charges straight through!

Don't tell me... Yeah! My plan is, of course, CHARGE!

Wait, what's Plan T? The T is for "Take them head-on!"

Because all we do is attack. The strategy is flawed from the start.

I went to his place and met her in person.

But we will not attack them recklessly.

Everybody ready? We charge on my signal.

Attaaaack!