Oh yeah, this. Really, why'd you come see me before I knew you?

But, I hardly get the chance to meet girls in junior high unless it's through my sisters...

She was a legend, so I looked up to her even before I met her in person.

There haven't been many opportunities to meet boys.

Trust me, there's no place better to forge relationships with the movers and shakers of Skyrim.

My dear vagrant, we're the only family worth knowing in Markarth. We own everything in this city, even the jail.

Oh, hi-fuckin'-larious. I met him soon after I'd accepted a contract to lift the curse from the Ogre of Ellander.