There weren't any plays in the festival that they might have been in, so I wonder who they were.

Now, for the show title that you're all looking forward to...

Oh, I couldn't make it in time for the presentation by the cheerleading squad!

Anyway, did you decide what you're doing for the school festival?

But our festival's known for its top students' unique performances, you know.

That concludes a performance by East High's Drama Club.

Hey! Don't act like it was in the program!

As for the title that we've picked...

Up next is a performance by East High's Light Music Club.

We have for you a tale moving and heartbreaking…

His choice act - sawing women from the audience in half.

Then I got word of the new mumming, saw it as my chance to learn something, anythin' about Ciri and Dandelion.

Not officially, no, but… I've compared the route her troupe's taken with a list of the most audacious thefts in recent years. A perfect match. Highly doubt that's a coincidence.