Eh, blast my bum with a ballista!

I badly need your help. Van Hoorn is a van whoreson. He must be taught a lesson. I'd be eternally grateful. Plate armor? Yours! Or perhaps you'd like a catapult or a trebuchet?

They have catapults.

Ay, we can get that for ya. We just finished the timber for those catapults.

Damnit. Where'd they get catapults? The city walls are already falling apart as it is.