But man, they're all girls' clothes.

These are women's, right?

Oddly, some of the girls' stuff fit me, but...

It appears nothing here will fit you except women's clothes.

A white one piece for girls, with a ribbon attached to it.

Nope. You wearing lady things?

Bloomers? Yeah, romantic as all hell here.

Hm, what is this? Woman's shawl… distinctive pattern… distinctive smell.

Trampled grass and… hm, bloomers? Not the kind of moaning he meant, though.