Those kind of things aren't enjoyable when you do it with two girls.

And well, we can't have kids since we're both girls.

But if you're just going to bring a guy like that, it's better off coming with just girls, don't you think?

What I wanna see is a good cat fight between two girls!

It gets pretty intense when girls take each other on.

A girl calling another girl "cute" isn't exactly credible, you know?

A showdown between father and son guilds! A battle between two women! And neither of them is backing down!

You do a better job.

and getting 1,000 hugs from a woman.

Jeez! You women always end up conspiring together so easily.

One day, I doused myself in fragrances like a whore in a heat wave, put on a pinstriped doublet - they make you look slimmer, you know… And I went to her, told her, Philippa, we've so much in common, and so on. Know what she said?

Oh, so this is what fucking sororal solidarity looks like now? Locker-room digs?