You're not doing your job as the Patron Saint of Broken Hearts...

the lucky patron saint of broken hearts.

If you comfort her when she's depressed from the shock of a broken heart, she might come to like you.

That's what you did when your heart was broken, right?

I've just had my heart broken in spectacular fashion.

Broke up with your boyfriend?

My heart's been broken!

Polar Bear's Café Mr. Penguin's Broken Heart

I had my heart broken.

Did Miss Penko break your heart?

My heart is broken, so I don't have the energy to retort!

She get ditched?

And now she feels responsible for your rejection, huh?

Um... Actually, I got rejected during the festival.

She's heartbroken. You're kidding?!

Those sound like lyrics from a breakup song.

You're starting to sound like a breakup song.

This was Kitamura Yusaku, Patron Saint of Broken Hearts, with Cheering Your Love On.

The curse of a heartsick woman who wandered in here post-breakup, only to meet an unnatural death!

I thank you for coming to this Christmas party hosted by the Patron Saint of Broken Hearts!