You might even create a masterpiece that will go down in history.

This view is great!<br>It's a guaranteed masterpiece!

I feel like my masterpiece has been soiled!<br>What are you even talking about?

Including this fine piece by van der Knoob, the master from Maribor.

He's head over heels for you, girl. Sat at your bedside all the day, starin' like you was painted by a master!