Whoa there, this is a book about me!

You writin' Dex's bio? Hate to disappoint, but I just don't know much.

He did… Until the elders struck him from the Saga of Ancestors.

Aimin' to write his biography? Put his dad in it. "Whoreson, Son of Whoreson" - great title.

Dabbled in it a bit while at Oxenfurt Academy… But this is no time to reminisce. You're to find my treasure, not write my biography.