There's nothing special about me at all, but I thought maybe I could give God a surprise if I helped out here!

Late at night, a candle stood in the vast room. "Being alone, taking a peek into the mirror took all of her courage." "This family's daughter..." "...having presseed her face up against a mirror for the first time..." "...was so horrified and taken aback that she ran 3 times around the area surrounding the mansion."

Amazed isn't the right word. They might find this... offensive.

Ahhh, 'cause you thought you'd killed me that time. Surprise, sur-fuckin'-prise.

Whiskey! Slither! Ringworm! Rubbish! Bumblebee! Flabbergasted! Ha! The sound of it!