How are you going to explain the fact that you're friends with an Honored Britannian.

Damn it, I try to be nice, and it's conversion this, proselytize that, and they just don't freaking shut up about it for a single second, damn it!

If we don't do this right, we could put the two of them in danger.

If you play along with him he'll just go overboard again.

He was not the culprit.

Someone came in from outside, obviously!

I've brought in the criminal!

I'm bad at socializing.

She...She's horrible at lying.

The culprit was not human.

Only a criminal would object to calling the authorities!