Mochi certainly is high in calories.

If you were awesome, you would've brought me

Oh, you brought me an ice-cold zero-calorie cola!

Putting that energy into improving the main feature's quality may be better for its success on TV.

would just waste calories!

I burned too many calories...

It may seem big, but it's super low in calories!

Did you know? The calories in a can of coffee

If I eat things with a lot of calories, my weight will...

Diet? Low-calorie? Get outta here!

I'll share my stash with you.

I just wrote up a very filling low calorie recipe I think you'd like.