Don't get too close. I'll catch the Suzumiya bug.

It's not contagious.

Sometimes you get infected, sometimes you don't.

Being with you makes me feel cowardly as well!

Stay away from me, got it? Your impotence might be contagious.

Geez, if it were something you could "catch" like a cold, I would have become one a long time ago.

No, I don't want to turn into a lamebrain like you.

Kouki, stay in this room so you don't get sick too, okay?

They have to rest for two days even if the fever goes down, right? Or it'll spread.

You'll infect us with your idiocy. Run for it.

Their idiocy will infect us if we stay.

His stupidity will rub off.

Really lame. So last century. Can you stay away? You smell old.

Like a man's virginity could spread to a woman!

Just don't spit. Your amateurish virginity will infect me.

Don't pay him any attention. His stupidity may be catching.

Tokyo's finished.

How the heck does dog rub off?

Catch a period!

I'm gonna catch a period!